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sagg swagger 

Someone who wears his pants low and shows his undies and or bum
sagg swagger by miss micky June 11, 2014

Swaggerwagon 

A metaphorical "wagon" full of swagger that, if tipped, will lead to great punishment.
That bitch tried to tip my swaggerwagon. I beat her ass before she could even come near it.

Swaggerjag

Trying to get with a woman.The act/art of seducing a woman.
EX 1) That bitch is hot, I'm going to swaggerjag her.

EX 2) Don't even think about going near Allison, I'm swaggerjagging her.

EX 3) Women just don't like me, every chick I try to swaggerjag rejects me.

EX 4) I'm so glad I swaggerjagged Maria.
Swaggerjag by Judd Keane July 24, 2009

swaggerwagon 

a swaggerwagon is a type of vehicle that you wouldn't be caught dead in and is so shitty that it just makes it so awesome to where it has intense swag.
friend: dude, why the hell do you drive a mini-van?
person: yo don't be dissin. its not a mini-van. its a swaggerwagon.
swaggerwagon by rapniggas8 October 13, 2011

swaggersaur 

A dinosaur with so much swag it explodes into 500 bite size chicken enchiladas for ultimate swag taste.
Pterodactyl: It's a swaggersaur :o
T-Rex: I just wanna fuck his enchilada insides.

swaggerwagon 

Describing a car that is so cool and amazing that you have no words to describe it except for this one
Oh my god! Look at that swaggerwagon!
swaggerwagon by cool cars June 23, 2016