a swaggerwagon is a type of vehicle that you wouldn't be caught dead in and is so shitty that it just makes it so awesome to where it has intense swag.
friend: dude, why the hell do you drive a mini-van?
person: yo don't be dissin. its not a mini-van. its a swaggerwagon.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.