Swagerness 

used to describe the amount of swag that someone has.

Joe: "I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that you people were at my level of swagerness."
Lauren: "I believe I am above your level of swagerness."

Swagerness by white.as.snow May 25, 2010

Swaggerless Monkey 

swaggerless monkey (adj.)- 1.) One without or lacking swagger. 2.) An unoriginal, uncoordinated, non-creative person with no soul or flavor.

Julian is wearing my clothes again, and acting like a big shot. What a swaggerless monkey.

Anyone who tries to say this word and says it incorrectly is instantly a swaggerless monkey.

EX: "You shirtless monkey..." ummm no, that's swaggerless monkey.

Swaggerless Monkey by sebadude March 8, 2010

Swaggerless

Without the ability to swagger or have swagger.

Mark was so boringly friendly that I just resorted to letting him know that he was swaggerless.

Swaggerless by penlord January 12, 2009

sweaterness 

1. The quality or condition of being a sweater. 2. The true essence of being created from knitted, crocheted, or woven wool, cotton, or synthetic yarn. 3. Used with "His", "Her", or "Your" as a title and form of address for someone wearing a totally awesome sweater.

"I could get the Tiffany & Co. Pullover, but, woe is me, for I have none of the moneys required to buy such sweaterness."

sweaterness by Michelle C. August 30, 2006

swaggerless

Lacking swagger obviously.. clumsy, careless, stuttering, lacking style and grace. a person who makes themselves look pretty foolish just about all the time. would be considered "swaggerless"

"When hummmmmmmmmmmmmmberto spilled that paint, mannn, that was some swaggerless $h*t"

swaggerless by jesas November 14, 2009

swagness 

the type of swag that is used to combat a teacher which was developed in 18

teacher: why are you doing that
student: because i have swagness

swagness by anonymous November 24, 2020

swaggerless

1. a person who lacks personality and style of their own.
2. someone who can't do anything on their own (constantly jocking someone else's style)

why did you go out with him! he's so swaggerless it makes my heart hurt

swaggerless by e.johnson March 31, 2009