Swagerness

used to describe the amount of swag that someone has.

Joe: "I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that you people were at my level of swagerness."
Lauren: "I believe I am above your level of swagerness."

by white.as.snow May 25, 2010

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Swaggerless Monkey

swaggerless monkey (adj.)- 1.) One without or lacking swagger. 2.) An unoriginal, uncoordinated, non-creative person with no soul or flavor.

Julian is wearing my clothes again, and acting like a big shot. What a swaggerless monkey.

Anyone who tries to say this word and says it incorrectly is instantly a swaggerless monkey.

EX: "You shirtless monkey..." ummm no, that's swaggerless monkey.

by sebadude March 8, 2010

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Swaggerless

Without the ability to swagger or have swagger.

Mark was so boringly friendly that I just resorted to letting him know that he was swaggerless.

by penlord January 12, 2009

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sweaterness

1. The quality or condition of being a sweater. 2. The true essence of being created from knitted, crocheted, or woven wool, cotton, or synthetic yarn. 3. Used with "His", "Her", or "Your" as a title and form of address for someone wearing a totally awesome sweater.

"I could get the Tiffany & Co. Pullover, but, woe is me, for I have none of the moneys required to buy such sweaterness."

by Michelle C. August 30, 2006

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swaggerless

Lacking swagger obviously.. clumsy, careless, stuttering, lacking style and grace. a person who makes themselves look pretty foolish just about all the time. would be considered "swaggerless"

"When hummmmmmmmmmmmmmberto spilled that paint, mannn, that was some swaggerless $h*t"

by jesas November 14, 2009

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