Swagerness

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used to describe the amount of swag that someone has.

Joe: "I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that you people were at my level of swagerness."
Lauren: "I believe I am above your level of swagerness."

Swagerness by white.as.snow May 25, 2010

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Swaggerless Monkey

swaggerless monkey (adj.)- 1.) One without or lacking swagger. 2.) An unoriginal, uncoordinated, non-creative person with no soul or flavor.

Julian is wearing my clothes again, and acting like a big shot. What a swaggerless monkey.

Anyone who tries to say this word and says it incorrectly is instantly a swaggerless monkey.

EX: "You shirtless monkey..." ummm no, that's swaggerless monkey.

Swaggerless Monkey by sebadude March 8, 2010

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Swaggerless

Without the ability to swagger or have swagger.

Mark was so boringly friendly that I just resorted to letting him know that he was swaggerless.

Swaggerless by penlord January 12, 2009

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sweaterness

1. The quality or condition of being a sweater. 2. The true essence of being created from knitted, crocheted, or woven wool, cotton, or synthetic yarn. 3. Used with "His", "Her", or "Your" as a title and form of address for someone wearing a totally awesome sweater.

"I could get the Tiffany & Co. Pullover, but, woe is me, for I have none of the moneys required to buy such sweaterness."

sweaterness by Michelle C. August 30, 2006

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swaggerless

Lacking swagger obviously.. clumsy, careless, stuttering, lacking style and grace. a person who makes themselves look pretty foolish just about all the time. would be considered "swaggerless"

"When hummmmmmmmmmmmmmberto spilled that paint, mannn, that was some swaggerless $h*t"

swaggerless by jesas November 14, 2009

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swagness

the type of swag that is used to combat a teacher which was developed in 18

teacher: why are you doing that
student: because i have swagness

swagness by anonymous November 24, 2020

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swaggerless

1. a person who lacks personality and style of their own.
2. someone who can't do anything on their own (constantly jocking someone else's style)

why did you go out with him! he's so swaggerless it makes my heart hurt

swaggerless by e.johnson March 31, 2009

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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