1. The quality or condition of being a sweater. 2. The true essence of being created from knitted, crocheted, or woven wool, cotton, or synthetic yarn. 3. Used with "His", "Her", or "Your" as a title and form of address for someone wearing a totally awesome sweater.
"I could get the Tiffany & Co. Pullover, but, woe is me, for I have none of the moneys required to buy such sweaterness."
by Michelle C. August 30, 2006
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A garment worn by children when their mother is cold.
"Timmy, there is a chill out, put on a sweater."

"But I'm not cold..."
by KPalicz January 2, 2007
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The act of hovering so close to your friend in a bar that you appear to be his sweater, which inadvertently keeps women from approaching the group.
Those chicks were looking hard, but Jimmy was sweatering me so they moved on.
by woodchipper May 19, 2008
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Someone who tryhards in public matches on fps games including call of duty, battlefield etc.

Typically found sitting in corners or dropshotting these people are the "pros" in fps or so they think.
"Fancy going out tonight"- Ryan

"Nope I'm gonna sweat it on MW3 this evening and get good k/d's" - Josh

"You absolute sweater!" - Ryan
by lovetosweat November 25, 2011
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An article of clothing women wear to expose the size of there breast's!
Craig: Wow that Kiersten can really fill out a Sweater if you know what I mean!
Chad: Yeah kinda like Jim in a speedo wow he has such an amazing cock!
Craig : Dude why would you bring that up?
Chad: Cause I like Jim's big cock!
Craig: Dude your sick!
by SlopNChop February 8, 2017
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The best type of shirt ever. As soon as it gets even remotely cold, you get to put one of these shirts. The best kind are the striped ones with a collar-turtleneck.
Spongebob Squarepants: The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time! One with a collar-turtleneck, that's the kind!
by sweaterloveforever October 5, 2011
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