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SwagPaste 

A slang term for a type of liquid secreted out of the males erect genital part , during intercoarse when both tips of each males genitals touch.
Gahh , Thomas you swagpasted all over my chode !
SwagPaste by soccerguy87 September 5, 2011
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Swagtastic Trio 

a group of three people (usually male) who walk into a social event and all eyes are on them. they seem to attract everyone with their level of swagger. and all of their swagger combined results in the phenomenon known as the "swagtastic trio"
female 1- did you see Josh, Ryan, and Zach last night?

female 2- hell yeah they was lookin real fine..

female 1- they were so swagged out! i just wanted to drop my panties on site

female 2- we call that a swagtastic trio my dear, and yeah i wanted to drop 'em too
Swagtastic Trio by J*Hudd October 5, 2009

swagmaster3000 

having major swag. more swag than a regular swagmaster.
"Did you see Taylor's pants?" yeah, he is not a swagmaster3000

swagtastalastalicious

A combination of swag, fantastic, elastic, and delicious. Swag-tasta-lasta-licious. A word that can describe all your emotions of being excited, happy and amazed.
Omg did you see that unicorn jump over a child?! It was swagtastalastalicious!!

Swagmaster. 

A swagmaster is someone who has so much swag that it is almost unbearable, they have the greatest amount of swagger possible to mankind, and it is very rare to see one. IF you do happen to come across a swagmaster, be respectful!! if you arent, him&his possy will overpower you with their swag. and you dont want that to happen.
kelly: "yeah so i was like he-"
melanie: "OMG ITS THE SWAGMASTER."
swagmaster: *sup nod*
kelly&melanie: "oh... my... god. we were just acknowledged by the swagmaster."
Swagmaster. by ohheyyitsmee. March 20, 2011

Swagmister 

A person who has so much ice, it feels like a midget is hanging from there necklace.
My pal said he liked my sandles, now he calls me the Swagmister
Swagmister by coolcat1234 June 4, 2010

swagtastical 

Your dad picks up all the chicks because he's just so swagtastical.
swagtastical by zetaheart66 September 9, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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