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Californian phrase meaning 'awesome', 'sweet' or 'cool'.
Brett: "Hey Josh, you catch the new JonTron yet?"

Josh: "Yeah man, pretty swood!"

Kat: "Def not for grommets.'
Swood by Brettski89 July 13, 2014
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Svwood • Swood • swoodles • Swoodie • Swooden • shwood • Shwoodle • Shwoodwee • Shwoody • Sqwood

Swoodilypooper 

The mascot for John Green's FIFA team: The Swindontown Swoodilypoopers.

Also a word John's grandmother used that means something akin to "making out"
"The Swindontown Swoodilypoopers are going to win the FIFA Cup."
Swoodilypooper by k.scribble October 4, 2011
Only the finest of California slang.
SWOOD THIS! SWOOD THAT!
swood by Camwood September 17, 2016
The very quintessence of what it means to be sentient in this explosion encompassing all of time and space in which we inhabit; the truest form of approval and adequacy that is able to be conceptualized by the modern human mind.
Swood this, swood that
Swood by Adequate Butt Pirate June 15, 2014

Shwoodwee 

Swoodwee is a very delicious and expensive German breakfast. It consisted of either pancakes or waffles on the bottom that were stacked, then topped with the finest whipped cream and fruits.
1. "Today, we had some delicious shwoodwee for breakfast"

2. "MMM, that tastes so good, it's almost as good as shwoodwee.
Sweet Safe Air Smells Like Butterfly Milk And Everyone Gets A Free Puppy And Kitty Women Are Pretty Men Have Moustaches Softer Than Silk.
Sweet Safe Swooden
Swooden by Swoodish Man February 18, 2022
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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