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Suzahn is a common South African name for girls who think very highly of themselves and is not very clever in general and in life choices. They tend to rape and molest young innocent boys; preferably blonde haired boys. They are also known for having no real friends and often suffer from crippling depression.
Person1: Did you hear about the girl who molested the 9 year old boy?
Person2: Yeah it was probably a Suzahn.
Suzahn by Blonde 9 year old boy September 12, 2020
The most breathtaking person you will ever meet in your entire life. She is everything, the big and the small, the crackle of a flame and shattering lightning. There’s no word to describe her beacuse she’s simply everything. She’s salt and honey and casual and sexy and she’ll always have your back in the long and short. Her eyes are windows to somewhere better than here and she has a definite hand-fetish. She’s gloomy and mature and childish and the best thing that’ll ever happen to you. She’ll cost you your sleep and consume your nights but it will be worth it. If you find her and she finds you, grasp her and don’t let her go. People like her are gems, rare and glittery. Suzains are caring and intelligent.
the most AMAZING person ever on earth. brown hair, blue eyes.

the guys wanna date her, the girls wanna be her. hotter than hot. there really are not words for the bodacious beauty!
Boy: man, did you see that girl. I think it was Suzain.

Girl: Yea. I think it was.

Adam: yea, it was. That's my lovemachine.
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Suzanne

Cute with a hint of Crazy. Self-respecting, Beautiful, Talkative, Family Oriented, Big Hearted, Caring, Addictive, and Energetic. Easy to fall in love with. Hard to forget. Typically called “My One and Only”
Suzanne has no idea how beautiful she is.
The most breathtaking person you will ever meet in your entire life. She is everything, the big and the small, the crackle of a flame and shattering lightning. There’s no word to describe her beacuse she’s simply everything. She’s salt and honey and casual and sexy and she’ll always have your back in the long and short. Her eyes are windows to somewhere better than here and she has a definite hand-fetish. She’s weird and awkward and clumsy and gloomy and mature and childish and the best and worst thing that’ll ever happen to you. She’ll cost you your sleep and consume your nights but it will be worth it. If you find her and she finds you, grasp her and don’t let her go. People like her are gems, rare and glittery
“Hey, I met a Suzan. They’re amazing. No, better than amazing. They’re beautiful, fantastic, magical, divine and-

“When’s the wedding?”
Suzan by konster November 12, 2017
A light beam in a dark night and a darkness within sunshine, rose petals falling into a rapidly shifting sea, honey colored eyes shining in the moonlight, a soft gentle storm, a kind wrath, a sweet death
Oh man i feel such a /suzanna/ vibe
Suzanna by Tara Killian Lincoln November 26, 2019

Suzanne Webb 

A drunk, old indian who lives in a shack in Port au Port. She had her face beat in by a deaf mute, because she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
What's that thing staggering across the road?

Don't worry, it's just Suzanne Webb.
Suzanne Webb by ardvark77 October 30, 2009
Suzanna means lily in Hebrew. As beautiful as a lily is, Suzanna's are just as wonderous. Suzannas are usually very intelligent, but usually hide it behind acting goofy or dumb. Most Suzannas have lots of pain and suffering in their lives, but they never allow it to interfere with friendships. Suzannas are compassionate and cannot bear to see and innocent person suffering. They will sacrifice everything for someone else, but hardly ever accept or ask for help. Suzannas can be powerful leaders if they are allowed a safe environment to progress, but also can be extremely destructive if left to their own devices while Angry. They may let their emotions take over. Always keep a Suzanna by your side. Cherish her and never let her go, she is a huge asset.
"Suzanna is such a beautiful person."
Suzanna by 9692907 March 18, 2022
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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