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Susan Is Gay 

My friend thinks simping is cool, what a loser lol.
Me: susan is gay
My friend: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP

Glazed Susan 

When someone, normally female sucks on a males testicles.
Wil- oh man. Maria gave me a glazed Susan last night!

Jake- are they still wet?

Wil- oh yea!
Glazed Susan by namraob February 21, 2011

Susan's gammy leg 

a bad ache, making you shout nonsense comments such as "Ah the bugger!" this will give pain in the leg, leaving the owner unable to walk to morris. The owner will also want items such as cigs fetching.
ooh it does hurt, this leg of mine!

ah you've got Susan's gammy leg!

Gabriel Susan Lewis 

This is full name of the character Gabe Lewis on NBCs The Office. This 6'4 Slender man made his first appearance in season 6 episode 15 as Coordinating Director of "Sabre"; the electronics company that stepped in at the eleventh hour to save Dunder Mifflins's ass after they faced bankruptcy. Gabe went on to date the receptionist Erin Hannon who later broke up with him to date Andy Bernard. Gabe became very jealous of their relationship and was forced to move back to the head quarters of Sabre which is in Tallahassee, Florida by Jo Bennet , CEO of Sabre.
Dwight: "Freak I need a favor"

Gabe: "Well then you'd have to call me by my name; Gabriel Susan lewis"
Gabriel Susan Lewis by Ananymous_Kys November 21, 2021

Glazey Susan

When you Cum on someone's face and use a cake spreader to smooth the cum on their face.
After I came on her face I used my cake spatula to give her a Glazey Susan
Glazey Susan by JussChaos December 19, 2021

Susan, get my pants 

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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