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Dutch Surgical Mask 

The act of farting into one's hand(s) and placing over an unexpecting victim's face, making sure to cover both the nose and mouth.
*Note(Highly effective when combined with a Shart)
Tyler quietly eased himself into his sleeping sister's room. Sharted into his hand and placed it over her face and yelled "DUTCH SURGICAL MASK BEOTCH!!!"
Dutch Surgical Mask by Casper79 March 22, 2008

Surgical mask

blue disposable face coverings you see discarded everywhere in parking lots
I ran over several surgical masks as I exited the target parking lot.
Surgical mask by Smallbutfierce December 11, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008