Also known as suggestion loop:
When one types in random letters, words and/or phrases into the Google search bar just to see what Google's suggestions are. Although it may provide many laughs its side effects are dangerous as this may lead to a lack of productivity and in some rare but serious cases a major loss of time.
Very similar to a youtube loop.
Ronnie: I went to search how to change a light bulb... six hours later I was looking at how to change a light ballast
Pauly: Wtf is a light ballast???
Ronnie: I dunno but I still don't know how to change the light bulb in my tanning bed
Mike: Oh no, we have a situation!
Snooki: Waaaaahhhh
Vinny: Looks like you were suggestion surfing......
When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.
It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!
DANIEL JAMESHOWELLSAID THIS WHEN HE WAS READING SUGGESTIONS FOR RE BRANDING PURPOSES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Pronounced Sah-question. Combination of Suggestion and Question More of a suggestion than a question. Phrased like a question, but meant to be a suggestion in which the person intends to make you look or feel stupid.
"Why don't you just...?" Thats a suquestion
"Wouldn't it make more sense to...?" also a suquestion
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*