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Sustrated 

When you’ve been sussing for a fat minute and you think you might be gay, but you’re frustrated because you would be disowned by your devotely Christian family.
Billy was going through the J.C. Penny catalog when he suddenly popped a boner to one of the guy models. Sustrated, he went and fapped it out to get out all of his anger.
Sustrated by anonymous November 12, 2018

substrate 

In science a substrate is used as the essential template to grow films with high quality. In a human relationship the substrate will be the person that supports the film in any possible way in the hope to help the film grow to its highest beauty. The substrate and film relationship is non-equal, but forms a connection that is fulfilling in a way unlike any other.
film: I need you, my substrate, in order to grow epitaxial.
substrate: I'll always be here for you, my film! We just need to find the right parameters.
substrate by Substrate June 24, 2016

metaphysical substrate 

A dumbass term said by someone too afraid to say they believe in a god.
I don't believe in god, but I do believe in a metaphysical substrate.
metaphysical substrate by ptbrown121 November 24, 2024

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026