Sumpornos

The act of running into or stumbling upon a quantity of some pornos, while having no contemplation over the found pornos that there are some missing, and being completely taken by surprise at the sight of said pornos

Tomorrow we'll take the boat out across the late to find the lost sumporno.

Dude, did those sumpornos just follow you to the gultch?

We gotta get you some sumpornos, but not all the sumpornos. And quiet

by Cunjduckler May 29, 2016

spornosexual

a new breed of metrosexual, especially into sports, porn, big strategically placed tattoos and fitness of his own body

" is he gay ? "
" no "
" is he metro ? "
" no "
" what is he ? "
" he's a spornosexual "
" oh, so he doesn't suck dick ? "
" only if he's gay and into porn and Armani "

by sashica June 13, 2014

SuperNose

A man whose nose is larger than his penis.

That poor woman is married to a SuperNose.

by James "Buggy" Thorton July 2, 2008