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Hot Summer Salad

Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.
I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.

I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.

That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.

summer salad 

The act of putting salad leaves in a woman's vagina in the morning, leaving them in the whole day and taking them out at night to eat
"Dude, last night I had my wife's summer salad"
summer salad by Handicap offensive January 17, 2017

Sumter salad toss 

A sexual act in which you insert salad into either a girl's vagina or anus and then proceed to mercilessly pound either of the said cavities in which the salad is present in order to fill her with your personal brand of 'ranch dressing' and she then proceeds to excrete the yummy meal into your open mouth.
Dude, I was so hungry last night I gave that bitch the sumter salad toss