Summer Stick 

When the male scrotum clings to the inner thighs like stretched taffy during those hot, humid, lazy, hazy days of summer.

Man I got the the summer sick. I’m chafing like a MOFO!

His scrotum looked like a batwing when he showed me his summer stick.

Summer Stick by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021

summer popsicle stick 

another term for a dick, or penis

jason: "i know u would loooove to suck on sam's summer popsicle stick"
chelsea: "..."

summer popsicle stick by AzN WaNNaBe June 28, 2010

summersick 

- when you want summer so bad it hurts
- when you miss summer after its over

I’m so summersick. I need summer right now but it feels so far away.

summersick by yeenahoveryeehaw March 24, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012