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A person who behaves like a complete idiot. Can also be used to describe an individual who is a pathetic ass-kisser or a recalcitrant S.O.B.
She watched in horror as the suckwad flew past her on the shoulder of the highway, going at least 100 miles per hour.
suckwad by Sweet-a-heart-a September 16, 2008
Seamen that is extracted using only the mouth.
"She sucked his dick until he blew a huge Suckwad in her mouth"
Suckwad by smendez April 22, 2010

Suckwake 

1) Someone who while wakeboarding or waterskiing falls and forgets to let go of the rope. That person is therefore dragged behind the boat, literally sucking the wake.

2) a term for an extremely unintelligent person, incapable of making correct decisions
1) How much water do you think the suckwake swallowed that time? He still never lets go of the rope.

2) Dude, my buddy is such a suckwake! Last week he set himself on fire trying to smoke and siphon gasoline at the same time!
Suckwake by guinness4blood February 10, 2010

Suckadick 

(Verb/Intensifier/Onomatopoeia) 1) Used in reference to, but not necessarily ordering, fellatio in order to express extreme distaste or dissatisfaction with one's self, others, or a situation.
2)Used to sound funny as fuck
Guy1: Dude, you missed 12 shots in a row. You suck.
Guy2: I know...FUCK!...Suckadick, yo, I quit.

Guy: I'm bored...suckadick.

Guy1: Squirrelcorn.
Guy2: Suckadick.
Suckadick by fuckyourdreams April 20, 2009

Suckadick, Czech Republic 

An amazing place, also Fucking is amazing

suckadickulous 

1.A word used to describe a totally sucky event/thing/person/ect.
1.Dude holy shit thats totally suckadickulous!
suckadickulous by :D♥ July 10, 2009