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A person who behaves like a complete idiot. Can also be used to describe an individual who is a pathetic ass-kisser or a recalcitrant S.O.B.

She watched in horror as the suckwad flew past her on the shoulder of the highway, going at least 100 miles per hour.

suckwad by Sweet-a-heart-a September 16, 2008

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suckwad

A person who behaves like a complete idiot. Can also be used to describe an individual who is a pathetic ass-kisser or a recalcitrant S.O.B.

She watched in horror as the suckwad flew past her on the shoulder of the highway, going at least 100 miles per hour.

suckwad by Sweet-a-heart-a September 16, 2008

Related Words

suckwad • Suckadog • suckaduckassnigga • Suckwake • suckadaballs • Suckadacock • Suckadat • Suckadeek • Suckadelicious • Suckadial

Suckwad

Seamen that is extracted using only the mouth.

"She sucked his dick until he blew a huge Suckwad in her mouth"

Suckwad by smendez April 22, 2010

Suckwake

1) Someone who while wakeboarding or waterskiing falls and forgets to let go of the rope. That person is therefore dragged behind the boat, literally sucking the wake.

2) a term for an extremely unintelligent person, incapable of making correct decisions

1) How much water do you think the suckwake swallowed that time? He still never lets go of the rope.

2) Dude, my buddy is such a suckwake! Last week he set himself on fire trying to smoke and siphon gasoline at the same time!

Suckwake by guinness4blood February 10, 2010

Suckadick

(Verb/Intensifier/Onomatopoeia) 1) Used in reference to, but not necessarily ordering, fellatio in order to express extreme distaste or dissatisfaction with one's self, others, or a situation.
2)Used to sound funny as fuck

Guy1: Dude, you missed 12 shots in a row. You suck.
Guy2: I know...FUCK!...Suckadick, yo, I quit.

Guy: I'm bored...suckadick.

Guy1: Squirrelcorn.
Guy2: Suckadick.

Suckadick by fuckyourdreams April 20, 2009

Suckadick, Czech Republic

An amazing place, also Fucking is amazing

Suckadick, Czech Republic

Suckadick, Czech Republic by quartz89_alt April 4, 2022

suckadickulous

1.A word used to describe a totally sucky event/thing/person/ect.

1.Dude holy shit thats totally suckadickulous!

suckadickulous by :D♥ July 10, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026