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A person who behaves like a complete idiot. Can also be used to describe an individual who is a pathetic ass-kisser or a recalcitrant S.O.B.

She watched in horror as the suckwad flew past her on the shoulder of the highway, going at least 100 miles per hour.

suckwad by Sweet-a-heart-a September 16, 2008

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suckwad

A person who behaves like a complete idiot. Can also be used to describe an individual who is a pathetic ass-kisser or a recalcitrant S.O.B.

She watched in horror as the suckwad flew past her on the shoulder of the highway, going at least 100 miles per hour.

suckwad by Sweet-a-heart-a September 16, 2008

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Suckwad

Seamen that is extracted using only the mouth.

"She sucked his dick until he blew a huge Suckwad in her mouth"

Suckwad by smendez April 22, 2010

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Suckwake

1) Someone who while wakeboarding or waterskiing falls and forgets to let go of the rope. That person is therefore dragged behind the boat, literally sucking the wake.

2) a term for an extremely unintelligent person, incapable of making correct decisions

1) How much water do you think the suckwake swallowed that time? He still never lets go of the rope.

2) Dude, my buddy is such a suckwake! Last week he set himself on fire trying to smoke and siphon gasoline at the same time!

Suckwake by guinness4blood February 10, 2010

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Suckadick

(Verb/Intensifier/Onomatopoeia) 1) Used in reference to, but not necessarily ordering, fellatio in order to express extreme distaste or dissatisfaction with one's self, others, or a situation.
2)Used to sound funny as fuck

Guy1: Dude, you missed 12 shots in a row. You suck.
Guy2: I know...FUCK!...Suckadick, yo, I quit.

Guy: I'm bored...suckadick.

Guy1: Squirrelcorn.
Guy2: Suckadick.

Suckadick by fuckyourdreams April 20, 2009

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Suckadick, Czech Republic

An amazing place, also Fucking is amazing

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Suckadick, Czech Republic by quartz89_alt April 4, 2022

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suckadickulous

1.A word used to describe a totally sucky event/thing/person/ect.

1.Dude holy shit thats totally suckadickulous!

suckadickulous by :D♥ July 10, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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