Sucking my dick
Sucking my dick by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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"Are you sucking my dick?"
Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.
*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*
"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"
"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"
"Are you sucking my dick?" by Mike Thompson July 16, 2008
"Are you sucking my dick?"
Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.
*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*
"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"
"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"
"Are you sucking my dick?" by Mike Thompson July 24, 2008
sucking my own dick
When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.
J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
sucking my own dick by chubop October 3, 2016
sucking my own dick
When one repeatedly promotes themselves in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but it serves as a more humble way of saying it.
J: We should use my idea.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.
S: No, your idea is not good, and I know I'm sucking my own dick but my ideas have been consistently better than yours for the past 10 years. We should do mine instead.
sucking my own dick by chubop October 3, 2016
sucking my emotional dick
a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:
1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis
variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick
1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis
variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick
person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."
person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"
person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"
sucking my emotional dick by mannhole April 26, 2010
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sucking my mommy dick by ik im weird March 1, 2022
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