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Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your  

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
Scholes (verb, noun):

When a player scores a goal from outside the box. The ball must be struck first time, and with sufficient power. It can follow a pass along the ground, or the ball can be hit on the (half) volley. Scholeses are often scored from corners. The word "Scholes" is also shouted when someone has the opportunity to "Scholes it up".

Named after Paul Scholes due to his signature goal.
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Here are many good examples of Scholeses.
Scholes by boffintim August 22, 2010

Sackhole 

n. A party and bar game, derived from the "corn-hole" beanbag tossing game, invented by drunk people in Austin, TX.

OFFICIAL SACKHOLE RULES:

2 teams, dividing the number of sacks between them (usually 2 team members, with 3 sacks each).

1. Coin toss determines first team
2. Each team chooses a bet (between 1-5) at the beginning of their throws for that round.
3. First team tosses all of their sacks, followed by second team
4. Scores are counted after all throws, as follows:

A complete miss of the board is negative points
If the sack hits the board but then after lands on the ground that's zero points
If a sack lands on the board and stays for the entire round that's equal points to a teams bet
If a sack goes in the hole that's double the bet points
Points aren't counted till the end of a round; Any sacks that get knocked off the board or fall in the hole after initial throw give points for their final position not their initial position.

To win a team must reach 21+ points
Any team who reaches - 21 points loses

Tie-Breaking rules are determined by the drunkest player on the field.
"Wow, we had some great Sackhole that night, even though I almost broke off my toe-nail!"
Sackhole by SackholeCoach September 12, 2013

suckleshart 

*Suckleshart* is a word that defines of a woman giving the most vacuum head in known to man kind itself, that it cause you to let out the most ferocious shart that it starts to causes your asshole to bleed.
man: AH BABE STOP YOUR ABOUT TO CAUSE ME TO SUCKLESHART!!

woman: NO i shall continue! *intense slurp noises*
suckleshart by ISirBullet September 27, 2023

Sinkholes 

When the Earth's surface collapses due to erosion. When water gets in between cracks on the land and makes kind of an underground cave. The sediment ontop collapses when there is no foundation under the land.
We were talking about sinkholes in class for our erosion project with earth sience.
Sinkholes by Conpooper March 5, 2019
A group of open source devs that make things such as dwm and dmenu. The sickos like to have as little code as possible. This leaves many features omitted.
They are so minimalistic, they must be smoking that suckless pack.
suckless by mazylol January 8, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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