Hagman's definitions

Borgnine

Used in place of "Bogart" to indicate theft

"Dude, don't borgnine my crack!"

by Hagman August 26, 2003

Suckholes

Not literally holes that suck, "suckholes" is an expression used to convey startled frustration

Person 1: "I'm pregnant"
Person 2: "Suckholes!"

by Hagman August 26, 2003