pretenductivity

Fake-but-ostensible, often attempted, productivity.

"I came here to work hard, but I'm nothing more, today, than a factory of pretenductivity."

by Emrysk August 19, 2009

successtrophe

An occasion wherein you succeed so hard, you fail.

His website was so successful, the server was overwhelmed, then exploded. It was a successtrophe.

He was handsome, brilliant, and funny. He intimidated every woman he met. His entire personality was a dating successtrophe.

by Emrysk October 20, 2009