Skip to main content

Suckahass

A friend who is playing board games or cards with you and is losing the game.
Suckahass losin’ biatch!
by Jen Daisy March 13, 2022
mugGet the Suckahass mug.

suckahass

When playing board games or cards and your friend is losing and pissed off about it.
Why you crying like a Suckahass?
by Jen Daisy March 13, 2022
mugGet the suckahass mug.

Suckass Samsonite

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.
I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021
mugGet the Suckass Samsonite mug.

sucksassfull

A sort of portmanteau of the phrase "sucks ass" and the word "successful," and meaning quite the opposite of being successful— having achieved a state of being really awful, horrendously bad, a dismal failure.

Also synonymous with sucks ass.
1) I have fallen short of Mother's hopes for me; in every endeavor, I have been a sucksassfull son of a bitch.

2) That wine is essentially vinegar, it sucksassfull!
by mininutz April 2, 2009
mugGet the sucksassfull mug.

Suckassidness

when something of a bad or unwanted nature happens to you and it upsets or brings you down Suckassidness occurs .
when you are excited about an upcoming event

and want to have fun with your friends only to be

told that they wont be attending. that is Suckassidness!
by KeepSmiling11 August 17, 2011
mugGet the Suckassidness mug.

suckassiest

Stefan's paper towel is the suckassiest of all paper towels.
by suckassiest June 26, 2008
mugGet the suckassiest mug.

suckass sucker

the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.
me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.

me: man, you are a suckass sucker.

friend: i know...kill me now.
by tonedog five January 18, 2005
mugGet the suckass sucker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email