Dude: bro did your grandma get married? Wtf she’s 78 why won’t she stop
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes
by Bro mcdudeson June 18, 2018

Suck Horse Johnson AKA SHJ is a sloppy, wet blowjob given by either an woman or a good guy friend. Usually a Suck Horse Johnson is demanded, never requested.
by Suck_my_Johnson July 28, 2019

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.
Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.
by Bro mcdudeson June 05, 2018

"GO SUCK A HORSE COCK YOU IMBISILE!"
by Gofollowmeon@vexpxlz:) March 24, 2023

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by yasi. November 29, 2018
