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A woman who was breed to suck off dudes.

Dude: bro did your grandma get married? Wtf she’s 78 why won’t she stop
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes

Suck horse by Bro mcdudeson June 18, 2018

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Suck Horse Johnson

Suck Horse Johnson AKA SHJ is a sloppy, wet blowjob given by either an woman or a good guy friend. Usually a Suck Horse Johnson is demanded, never requested.

I told her to give me a Suck Horse Johnson.

Suck Horse Johnson by Suck_my_Johnson July 28, 2019

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Old Suck horse

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.

Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.

Old Suck horse by Bro mcdudeson June 5, 2018

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Suck a horse cock

A word used to suck a dick in rage.

"GO SUCK A HORSE COCK YOU IMBISILE!"

Suck a horse cock by Gofollowmeon@vexpxlz:) March 24, 2023

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go suck a horse

an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.

friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.

go suck a horse by yasi. November 29, 2018

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Suck a horses cock

That is known as an insult to when you make someone really mad

Guy 1: your so ugly

Guy2: go suck a horses cock

Suck a horses cock by Irregular September 25, 2019

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suckhouse

adj. unfavorable, poor in quality or quantity

Man, that assignment was suckhouse.

suckhouse by WDBxxx January 19, 2006

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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