Substitweet
n. An assistant to a major celebrity who is responsible for keeping the celebrity Twitter page up-to-date.
Substitweet by Tagz June 8, 2009
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substitwit
When you get a substitute teacher who barely knows a thing. A substitwit will usually give unusually intructions, give wrong info, and basically screw up the chance of becoming a real teacher
substitwit by TheEdgeA June 10, 2009
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Subcitweetion
Someone likes what you wrote or said and links to it in a tweet, but refuses to @-cite you because they have a personal issue with you.
I guess Bob didn't think I would notice that he subcitweeted about how great my blog post was, but just-so-happened to forget a citation - you're not sneaky, Bob, I know you don't like me. It's fine though, I just put you on blast by quoting your subcitweetion in a retweet.
Subcitweetion by Daniel Buchner August 29, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable