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From the root word subpoena. The act of informing an attractive female that her naked presence is requested at your domicile. It is mostly applied to hot undergrad sorority girls by 1L law students.
Tom: "What did you do in between torts and contracts?"

Bill: "Hugh and I were sitting by the lunch room trying to subpenis some hotties for tonight"
Subpenis by Mouth32 October 18, 2008
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Sub2pewdiepie 

The action of someone getting on YouTube, searching up Pewdiepie, and then hitting the subscribe button.
Person 1 “What should I do on my phone?”
Person 2 “Go subscribe to Pewdiepie on youtube.”
Person 1 “Great idea! I’ll go Sub2pewdiepie right now!!!”

sub2pewds 

short for "Sub to Pewdiepie" Only true 9 year olds will know this. Mostly used when Pewdipie is losing to T series.
yo, dude, you should sub2pewds
sub2pewds by GxmerRus April 24, 2019
The name Subeen comes from Asia and is mostly funny and a chill guy. The spends most of his time playing video while also being social
subeen by ¿Unkown? December 18, 2016

subperior 

QuickBooks 2003 is subperior to the current version of QuickBooks. (May 13, 2008)
subperior by MatthewMGB May 15, 2008
A fucking god. No cap. A person named Subedei is the best and most mongol person you met. He is very kind and friendly and big. In addition, he is a monkey.
I wished Subedei was my husband
subedei by Zesty Monkey November 26, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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