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Sturdevant

An act by which a female, during sexual intercourse or some other form of sexual pleasure, inserts one or more fingers into the anus of her partner.

other common spellings include: sturdavent, sturdyvant, sturdyvent and sturdevent
Dude1: Man, I think I might be gay.
Dude2: Why dude? That's wacky.
Dude1: Well, last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and she sturdevanted me.
Dude2: Huh?
Dude1: She stuck her fingers up my ass...and I liked it.
Dude2: Oh. Bye.
by Mr. Wow December 8, 2006
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Sturtevant

To take a shit in a public toilet that is so horrendous that people flee the area, often in a state of panic or fear.
Friend 1: it’s a shame that lovely cafe went out of business. I really enjoyed the home made cakes.
Friend 2: yes, it was never the same after Andy sturtevanted the place last year. People just couldn’t forget…
by RJ Giants January 9, 2022
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Caleb Sturdivant

Baby girl Caleb Sturdivant is sleeping

Caleb: ZZzzzZZZzzz
by Gimmie Gimmie May 1, 2018
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Sturtevantness

Something too honest for words to express or too insane to be expressed by words. Often used in reference to the late poet Guy Sturtevant.
Finnegans Wake by James Joyce is full of Sturtevantness.

That shit your mom said about my balls was nothing but Sturtevantness.

I'm sick of all the sturtevantness falling out people's mouths on Fox news and CNN.
by brandonsbass May 2, 2010
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sturdavent

a math teacher that no one likes because he is a fag and likes lil boys and has sex w/ camels
sturdavent is a homo
by ? March 25, 2003
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