Stunned Muller 

Mouth wide open, struggling to find words, clueless

I asked him a simple question and he was a stunned Muller

Stunned Muller by ArrestJK June 2, 2020

stunned mullet 

a. in complete bewilderment or astonishment
b. in a state of inertia
very common in Australia

"Like a stunned mullet" "He just stood there like a stunned mullet"

stunned mullet by mullet man 25 April 3, 2008

stunned mullet 

A lesbian taken by surprise.

When Tamsin learned that DeShonda wasn't moving in on the second date, Tamsin was a stunned mullet.

stunned mullet by The Section on Lesbiatrics December 19, 2008

stunned mullet 

A shit found floating in the surf

As Shane was catching a wave he noticed a stunned mullet floating by

stunned mullet by toilet mouth October 30, 2003

Stuned mullet 

just a funny thing were u wiggle your body while your jumping and land on your tummy prefably in a pool or on a bed.

go out and do it. its fun and funny

oi chuck a stuned mullet

Stuned mullet by Talon May 31, 2004