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Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot
“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
by Mctut December 20, 2020
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wank stamp

A "Wank Stamp" is a child produced from masterbation, when the women rolls over and the "Sperm" enters the Vagina.
You just a " Wank Stamp "
by Stocktn September 28, 2015
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slumpwank

A lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture.
Julie: That sloth pushed in front of me and stole my place in the line just then and he refuses to move.
Russell: Which one is he?
Julie: The tall, skinny, slouched dude over yonder who thinks he's really cool.
Russell: What a slumpwank.
by Glaw-Dogg July 18, 2009
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Slumpwank Millionaire

A movie about a rich, lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture.
Brian: Have you seen any movies lately?
Tori: Yeah one but it was crap.
Brian: What was it?
Tori: Slumpwank Millionaire.
Brian: Is that about the Indian kids?
Tori: No. It was based on the true story of a rich, lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture who gets his kicks from pushing into queues.
Brian: Oh.
by Glaw-Dogg July 18, 2009
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Stampwanker

Stampwanker is the person collection stamps for BrewDog's Intergalactic Beer Visa. This activity is also known as stampwankering
The BrewDog bar was filled with stampwankers. Every single stampwanker got their visa stamped. There's a lot of stampwankering going on here.
by SuperBigB March 9, 2019
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Stampwanker

Stampwanker
/stampˈwaŋkə/

noun
Stampwanker -s
Someone who collects BrewDog bar stamps in their Intergalactic beer Visa, to please their Visa Queen.
Someone who goes to great expense to collect BrewDog bar stamps for the sheer pleasure of achieving new badges.
The title of a person that has been awarded with a physical badge (badge knighted by the Visa Queen).

verb
Stampwank -ing -ed
The action of stampwankers while trying to acquire new stamps in their Intergalactic beer VISA.

adjective
Stampwankered

Feeling of exhaustion after a day/night of stampwanking.
Usage of the word:
I'm a stampwanker. I stampwank now and then. I usually meet up with other stampwankers while I'm out stampwanking.
One time I stampwanked in London for a whole day. It left me absolutely stampwankered.
There's a lot of stampwankering going on.

Slang use:
Stampwankation.
Vacation that has been planned around, or to specifically involve, the activity of stampwanking.

Used in a sentence:
Next week I’m going on a stampwankation.
by SuperBigB March 9, 2019
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