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Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot
“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
Stump wank by Mctut December 20, 2020
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wank stamp 

A "Wank Stamp" is a child produced from masterbation, when the women rolls over and the "Sperm" enters the Vagina.
You just a " Wank Stamp "
wank stamp by Stocktn September 28, 2015

slumpwank 

A lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture.
Julie: That sloth pushed in front of me and stole my place in the line just then and he refuses to move.
Russell: Which one is he?
Julie: The tall, skinny, slouched dude over yonder who thinks he's really cool.
Russell: What a slumpwank.
slumpwank by Glaw-Dogg July 18, 2009

Slumpwank Millionaire 

A movie about a rich, lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture.
Brian: Have you seen any movies lately?
Tori: Yeah one but it was crap.
Brian: What was it?
Tori: Slumpwank Millionaire.
Brian: Is that about the Indian kids?
Tori: No. It was based on the true story of a rich, lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture who gets his kicks from pushing into queues.
Brian: Oh.

Stampwanker 

Stampwanker is the person collection stamps for BrewDog's Intergalactic Beer Visa. This activity is also known as stampwankering
The BrewDog bar was filled with stampwankers. Every single stampwanker got their visa stamped. There's a lot of stampwankering going on here.
Stampwanker by SuperBigB March 9, 2019

Stampwanker 

Stampwanker
/stampˈwaŋkə/

noun
Stampwanker -s
Someone who collects BrewDog bar stamps in their Intergalactic beer Visa, to please their Visa Queen.
Someone who goes to great expense to collect BrewDog bar stamps for the sheer pleasure of achieving new badges.
The title of a person that has been awarded with a physical badge (badge knighted by the Visa Queen).

verb
Stampwank -ing -ed
The action of stampwankers while trying to acquire new stamps in their Intergalactic beer VISA.

adjective
Stampwankered

Feeling of exhaustion after a day/night of stampwanking.
Usage of the word:
I'm a stampwanker. I stampwank now and then. I usually meet up with other stampwankers while I'm out stampwanking.
One time I stampwanked in London for a whole day. It left me absolutely stampwankered.
There's a lot of stampwankering going on.

Slang use:
Stampwankation.
Vacation that has been planned around, or to specifically involve, the activity of stampwanking.

Used in a sentence:
Next week I’m going on a stampwankation.
Stampwanker by SuperBigB March 9, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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