Julie: That sloth pushed in front of me and stole my place in the line just then and he refuses to move.
Russell: Which one is he?
Julie: The tall, skinny, slouched dude over yonder who thinks he's really cool.
Russell: What a slumpwank.
Russell: Which one is he?
Julie: The tall, skinny, slouched dude over yonder who thinks he's really cool.
Russell: What a slumpwank.
by Glaw-Dogg July 18, 2009
Get the slumpwank mug.Brian: Have you seen any movies lately?
Tori: Yeah one but it was crap.
Brian: What was it?
Tori: Slumpwank Millionaire.
Brian: Is that about the Indian kids?
Tori: No. It was based on the true story of a rich, lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture who gets his kicks from pushing into queues.
Brian: Oh.
Tori: Yeah one but it was crap.
Brian: What was it?
Tori: Slumpwank Millionaire.
Brian: Is that about the Indian kids?
Tori: No. It was based on the true story of a rich, lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture who gets his kicks from pushing into queues.
Brian: Oh.
by Glaw-Dogg July 18, 2009
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The act of wanking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unfuckingbelievably hot chicks.
by AnimusNine April 28, 2009
Get the sleepwank mug.1st we had the backpacker. Then along came the flashpacker. And now - the slumpacker. Depicts those individuals who are drawn towards ghetto starred accomadation in order to prolong their miserable journey. May also depict a temporary domicile that is more like a homeless shelter than a hostel -slumpackers.
Be wary of that slumpacker. He is syphoning abandoned drinks off of other peoples tables.
We should all pitch in and get that slumpacker a bath.
Pedro has gone off the rails and is staying at some slumpackers in Saigon.
We should all pitch in and get that slumpacker a bath.
Pedro has gone off the rails and is staying at some slumpackers in Saigon.
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Get the Slapwank mug.(noun), pertaining to an individual employed for the express purpose of testing the physical properties of fresh concrete. This is a generally derogatory term, used in the construction industry to describe construction special inspectors, and implies a lack of sophistication and experience with such work.
Construction Superintendent: "We've got concrete to pour and the damned slumpmonkey is holding us up."
Experienced concrete inspector to trainee: "Don't talk back to me, you're just a damned slumpmonkey."
Experienced concrete inspector to trainee: "Don't talk back to me, you're just a damned slumpmonkey."
by JT Prince June 3, 2009
Get the Slumpmonkey mug.Indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of sexual frustration.
Tim has never had sex. One day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepwanking.
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