A boy with some serious problems....
He obviously smells and or has a giant lump, or maybe just one giant (wink) problem.... or he would come forth with his ever present obsession with Roxy...
He only dreams of her in a Van... and will never get her there... Until.. maybe his umm.... balls drop.......
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.