Stubblety

A diamond found in the rough, a needle found in the haystack - an Aussie ripper

My mate is brilliant, he is Stubblety

by SirRoadieofGRox July 28, 2021

Stubblefield

Herpe bumps on a vagina after an abortion

One whiff of that stubblefield made me run out of there

by anti stinky May 3, 2014

stubble hump

The action of sitting on your man's face before his morning shave.

I love a good stubble hump first thing in the morning.

by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020

Stubble Jumper

1. Someone from a prairie province or state.
2. A farmer.
3. A red neck or hick

Stubble is the end of a wheat or hay plant after it has been havested. It is usually about 6-12 inches long, sticks vertically out of the ground and is very stiff.

The Saskatchewan Ruffryders are just a bunch of stubble jumpers.

by icecoldstare July 24, 2009

paradoxical subtlety

n. an attempt to show-off something, yet tries to make it look as though they are not doing so; a purposely feeble and obvious attempt at modesty in order to flaunt one's advantages over another without looking cocky.
adj. paradoxically subtle.

Ex. 1
Alex: Oh you have that class too? Wasn't that test hard?
Marvin: Yeah.
Alex: Yeah, I know huh? I only got an A-.
Marvin: No one asked you. You know, your paradoxical subtlety is really annoying.

Ex. 2
Dave: Someone's iPod earphones just latched onto my backpack on my way to class.
Anthony: Oh really? Those earphones are probably better than the ones that came with my new mp3 player. *takes out mp3 player and shows it off*

by supernintendo_chalmers February 22, 2006

stubblebump

the red, prickly, swollen nodule found on the surface of one's scalp. stubblebumps can be spotted in anime shows; however, they exist in real life, but are often concealed under snug-fitting tophats.

Wendell had to duck at the threshold to prevent from bashing his stubblebump against the doorframe.

by bubblestump April 20, 2010

senior stubble

when seniors (specifically in high school) will grow just a little bit of a beard. this is to show off that they are mature enough to grow part of a beard.

kevin: "you gonna shave today?"
andy: "naww, i'm working on my senior stubble."

by misssunshine2523 February 25, 2009