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a gay man from denmark. he has comitted multiple war crimes.
omg guys, stubbe just had sex with eric
stubbe by colafarfantamor November 9, 2022

mr. stubbe 

A redneck cowboy of a math teacher. He yells just like the basketball coach he is, and it's always right in your ear. By the end of class, you're deaf. Sanjay tries to be him, but to no avail. Every time, he is shot down faster than a plane flying near the world trade center. Stubbe dubbe doo loves talking to everyone but you, and will not help you with anything, except failing the class.
Mr. Stubbe gave me a 2.7 again on my test because I didn't write my proof out right!
At least Sanjay isn't waving his 4.0 in your face...
mr. stubbe by xxxextensioncord February 16, 2018

stubbed toeing 

An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.
Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.

Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating
stubbed toeing by F.Mr. Smith November 27, 2011

king stubbleton 

\A man missing at least one of his fingers, preferably the middle, or all of them. Otherwidse they were cut off halfway and sown on with leeches, and npow they look weird. Royaltyy
Cooper: Dude, is that guy missing his fingers??
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.

Stubbed Pencil

A small, skinny penis that resembles a pencil that has been broken in half with the head rounded off.
Your poetry better be good, if not, she's going to be pissed when she finds out your using that stubbed pencil.

AKA: Dwarf Dick, Elf Pecker, twigs sick, and Midget Pipe.

One would most likely have Vienne Sausage envy.
Stubbed Pencil by Sneed213 November 10, 2014

Stubbed toe 

A lot of pain. A whole lot.
While I was walking, I got a stubbed toe so I fell to the ground and died
Stubbed toe by Ejjdjdjsjeisi July 8, 2014