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Stratified Shit 

A shit that breaks into four parts: (1) floater, (2) iceberg dump, (3) depth charge, (4) ghost shit.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.
Kenny wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl, but because someone had taken a stratified shit, all levels of the water were contaminated. He drank anyways.
Stratified Shit by JH & BS January 6, 2009

Scrotified

Dude! he crawled right over that razor wire- he is scrotified!
Scrotified by burrhead October 7, 2016

getting strogied

When you get tricked into doing or saying something considered gay by your friends. Usually done for the comedic value derived from it, often only found funny by those who actually tricked the person who got strogied themselves. It often leads to very uncomfortable social situations due to people outside the joke or instance not understanding that the entire thing was set up.
Hey, let's strogie Matt Damon tomorrow night, he'll never see it coming.
Goddamnit, I got strogied by Harrison Ford again.
Billy is definitely getting strogied tonight, he's going to look gay in front of everyone!

stonified 

A voice with stoner-like qualities, such as the characteristic shakiness in the voice, and also slightly high pitched.
"Friend, Kyle's voice is totally stonified, he must be blazed."
stonified by George Foster 3rd September 7, 2006

suedo stratified exphilliated colla-nepatheorium 

The patient's congestion was a result of suedo stratified exphilliated colla-nepatheorium

stratified 

Man, that stack of rocks sure is stratified.
stratified by Lou December 9, 2003