A shit that breaks into four parts: (1) floater, (2) iceberg dump, (3) depth charge, (4) ghost shit.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.

Kenny wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl, but because someone had taken a stratified shit, all levels of the water were contaminated. He drank anyways.

Stratified Shit by JH & BS January 6, 2009

Scrotified

Fortified in a male way, big balls.

Dude! he crawled right over that razor wire- he is scrotified!

Scrotified by burrhead October 7, 2016

getting strogied

When you get tricked into doing or saying something considered gay by your friends. Usually done for the comedic value derived from it, often only found funny by those who actually tricked the person who got strogied themselves. It often leads to very uncomfortable social situations due to people outside the joke or instance not understanding that the entire thing was set up.

Hey, let's strogie Matt Damon tomorrow night, he'll never see it coming.
Goddamnit, I got strogied by Harrison Ford again.
Billy is definitely getting strogied tonight, he's going to look gay in front of everyone!

getting strogied by Count Chocula Brocula September 24, 2019

stonified

A voice with stoner-like qualities, such as the characteristic shakiness in the voice, and also slightly high pitched.

"Friend, Kyle's voice is totally stonified, he must be blazed."

stonified by George Foster 3rd September 7, 2006

suedo stratified exphilliated colla-nepatheorium

A big slimy booger!

The patient's congestion was a result of suedo stratified exphilliated colla-nepatheorium

suedo stratified exphilliated colla-nepatheorium by SuperSoulBrotherSpaceman December 5, 2003

stratified

What that stack of pancakes looks like.

Man, that stack of rocks sure is stratified.

stratified by Lou December 9, 2003

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026