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Russian string job 

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
Russian string job by juan grand February 10, 2015

Strong job 

Jerking someone off by means of the crook of the elbow (the elbow pit).
Sally was glad she had spent so much time at
Crossfit, as her Strong job skills had improved a hundredfold.
Strong job by Clarencechris June 5, 2015

Sting Job 

The act of having a bee/wasp sting your bellend in order to gain sexual pleasure
fuck me Joe i got a right cheeky sting job the other night.
Sting Job by dazza417 September 1, 2009

spring job 

When you wrap a spring around a guys penis and the spring helps jerk him off
Bro this girl gave me a spring job last night
spring job by The long legs November 4, 2023

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026