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derived from smegma; the condition in which the foreskin or vagina where the genitals are so overwhelmed by smelly, cottage-cheese-like discharge, a bulge forms
Chick: OMG, why does your anteater smell like bigfoot's dick and look abnormally bulgy at the head?
Dude: I'm smegnant
smegnant by Jeremiah Jones October 13, 2007

Stagnant 

Unchanging state.
Being stuck in the same situation.
Not moving on.
Antagonizing, worsening, not getting over a situation. see dramify
Move on, stop remaining stagnant.

Get over it, get on with your life!

Why are you continuing this issue of sports illustrated magazines? Haven't you heard of

ipad and tablets?

No, Brian Urlacher will not be returning, get over it.
Stagnant by Fwords22 March 21, 2013

stagnant do 

A stag do where the stag does not attend due to an event which takes precedence.
The stag do was stagnant in that it was a stag do without a stag. Hence it was a stagnant do.

Strenatos 

should i even say something about Strenatos?
Strenatos by sexylabrador April 6, 2023

stagnant 

When something gets old and tiresome. Lacking originality.
Urban Dictionary used to be funny, but now that it's just a constant barrage against Donald Trump it's gotten stagnant.
stagnant by brainsbox January 31, 2017

Shregnant 

When you're so tired you feel intoxicated .
"You are so tired. What's 7x6 dude?"
"Ummmm, 76 bitch."
"OMG you are so Shregnant."