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strap monkey 

train or subway commuter; usually used in a pejorative sense.
Just look at the blank faces on the strap monkeys. Poor swine condemned to suffer the indignities of London Underground day after day...
strap monkey by hierophant January 19, 2006

spray monkey 

Professional house painter that works quickly and with an airless spray gun.
We should be able to knock this condo job out in 2 days - let me call my spray monkey.
spray monkey by ClamOrPotato July 1, 2016

monkey strat 

When your team is acting like a bunch of monkeys looking for a missing banana. Not using any brain, resorting to primal instinct, E.g Throwing the match like a bunch of fucking monkeys.
Bro, these fucking monkey strats are so annoying. Its like were literally at the zoo.
monkey strat by Cptbetty May 8, 2018

monkey spray 

A type of spray that is used on monkeys.

Also smells like a monkey, and cost $3.50
Can you go buy me some monkey spray?
monkey spray by monkey101 January 4, 2009

stay for the monkey 

Staying through the end credits of a movie to see if there are any extra scenes. So named for the monkey seen at the end of Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Did you stay for the monkey after Iron Man? It was a good one!

stay for the monkey 

Staying through the end credits of a movie to see if there are any extra scenes. So named for the monkey seen at the end of Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Did you stay for the monkey after Iron Man? It was a good one!
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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