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Captain Cokeface's rubbish homeless sidekick who wears a flash jacket
Strawboy has fucked up again. Although its hard to be critical towards someone with such a beautiful jacket
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Strawboss 

Person who bosses people around but has no actual authority
Quite strawbossing Greg, you fat pig.
I don't like people who straw-boss me around.
Strawboss by NotGregTheStrawBoss November 19, 2018

strawbry 

An annoying-ass way to say "strawberry." Guaranteed to piss off employees at drive-thrus and make everyone within earshot look at you like a retard.
#1: Welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?

#2: Let me get a double whopper with cheese, large fries, and a strawbry milkshake.

#1: I'm sorry, could you repeat that last item?

#2: I said I'll have strawbry milkshake, please.

(long pause)

#1: ...A *what* milkshake?

#2: Straaaawbryyyy.

(long pause)

*head explodes*
strawbry by Geto St April 12, 2011
Strawboo is a adorable person who doesn't joke around much often, she turns red just like a strawberry when she blushes to much. She can help you with any problems with her soft kind soul unlike others .

Hey, have u seen my little strawboo?..
You start crying but ur little strawboo tries to comfort you.
Strawboo by Starberrynight August 21, 2021

strawboss 

An overbearing, micro-managing boss who enjoys and even gets off on his ability to control others. He or she often barks commands and frequently lets others know that he or she is in control.
Bill: "What's up your ass?"

John: "I'm just tired of my fucking strawboss always making me look like a peon infront of everyone else."

Bill: "Sounds like you got strawbossed again."
strawboss by Blake Robinson May 25, 2008

strawbooty 

When the booty look so sweet and succulent it reminds you of a strawberry therefore it is referred to as a strawbooty
That girls booty was so big and juicy I called it a strawbooty

Strawboss 

A person who bosses others around with the implied authority they project but lacking actual authority. They enjoy projecting they are in charge and the expert while masking their true lack of ability and competence. Although they enjoy barking orders and letting others know that he or she is in control, they are dependent on the ones they are controlling to come up with solutions and do the actual work. The straw boss then takes sole credit for the accomplishment and all past accomplishments.
Joe is such as strawboss. He actually thinks he is in charge when he is absolutely clueless on what to do.
Strawboss by Double That July 22, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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