An overbearing, micro-managing boss who enjoys and even gets off on his ability to control others. He or she often barks commands and frequently lets others know that he or she is in control.

Bill: "What's up your ass?"

John: "I'm just tired of my fucking strawboss always making me look like a peon infront of everyone else."

Bill: "Sounds like you got strawbossed again."

strawboss by Blake Robinson May 25, 2008

Related Words

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Strawboss

A person who bosses others around with the implied authority they project but lacking actual authority. They enjoy projecting they are in charge and the expert while masking their true lack of ability and competence. Although they enjoy barking orders and letting others know that he or she is in control, they are dependent on the ones they are controlling to come up with solutions and do the actual work. The straw boss then takes sole credit for the accomplishment and all past accomplishments.

Joe is such as strawboss. He actually thinks he is in charge when he is absolutely clueless on what to do.

Strawboss by Double That July 22, 2022

Strawboss

A Fat lazy man who bosses people around because he thinks he is in charge.

Stop strawbossing me around Greg, you fat pig.
I dont like people who strawboss

Strawboss by NotGregTheStrawBoss November 19, 2018

Strawboy

Captain Cokeface's rubbish homeless sidekick who wears a flash jacket

Strawboy has fucked up again. Although its hard to be critical towards someone with such a beautiful jacket

Strawboy by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019

Strawboo

Strawboo is a adorable person who doesn't joke around much often, she turns red just like a strawberry when she blushes to much. She can help you with any problems with her soft kind soul unlike others .

Hey, have u seen my little strawboo?..

You start crying but ur little strawboo tries to comfort you.

Strawboo by Starberrynight August 21, 2021

strawbs

A shortening of the word strawberries

Phillis; High five DK, fancy picking some Strawbs tomorrow?
DK; No thank you Phillis, I would prefer to pick plumbs after I have had (sheps) for dinner

strawbs by TWIOM October 25, 2007

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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