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strawboss 

An overbearing, micro-managing boss who enjoys and even gets off on his ability to control others. He or she often barks commands and frequently lets others know that he or she is in control.
Bill: "What's up your ass?"

John: "I'm just tired of my fucking strawboss always making me look like a peon infront of everyone else."

Bill: "Sounds like you got strawbossed again."
strawboss by Blake Robinson May 25, 2008

Strawboss 

A person who bosses others around with the implied authority they project but lacking actual authority. They enjoy projecting they are in charge and the expert while masking their true lack of ability and competence. Although they enjoy barking orders and letting others know that he or she is in control, they are dependent on the ones they are controlling to come up with solutions and do the actual work. The straw boss then takes sole credit for the accomplishment and all past accomplishments.
Joe is such as strawboss. He actually thinks he is in charge when he is absolutely clueless on what to do.
Strawboss by Double That July 22, 2022

Strawboss 

A Fat lazy man who bosses people around because he thinks he is in charge.
Stop strawbossing me around Greg, you fat pig.
I dont like people who strawboss
Strawboss by NotGregTheStrawBoss November 19, 2018
Captain Cokeface's rubbish homeless sidekick who wears a flash jacket
Strawboy has fucked up again. Although its hard to be critical towards someone with such a beautiful jacket
Strawboo is a adorable person who doesn't joke around much often, she turns red just like a strawberry when she blushes to much. She can help you with any problems with her soft kind soul unlike others .

Hey, have u seen my little strawboo?..
You start crying but ur little strawboo tries to comfort you.
Strawboo by Starberrynight August 21, 2021
Phillis; High five DK, fancy picking some Strawbs tomorrow?
DK; No thank you Phillis, I would prefer to pick plumbs after I have had (sheps) for dinner
strawbs by TWIOM October 25, 2007
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