2 definitions by Blake Robinson
An overbearing, micro-managing boss who enjoys and even gets off on his ability to control others. He or she often barks commands and frequently lets others know that he or she is in control.
Bill: "What's up your ass?"
John: "I'm just tired of my fucking strawboss always making me look like a peon infront of everyone else."
Bill: "Sounds like you got strawbossed again."
John: "I'm just tired of my fucking strawboss always making me look like a peon infront of everyone else."
Bill: "Sounds like you got strawbossed again."
by Blake Robinson May 25, 2008
A pair of shorts with a malfunctioning zipper that can only be held up by a belt or drawstring. The zipper is usually zipped up only to shortly go back down, revealing the contents intended to be covered by a functioning zipper, often this is pubes, cock, or both.
Blake: Hey Eddie, can I borrow a pair of shorts?
Eddie: Yeah, but all I got are those fucking pubes and cock.
Blake: Fuck that, I don't want my little cock to pop out in front of all those girls.
Eddie: Yeah, but all I got are those fucking pubes and cock.
Blake: Fuck that, I don't want my little cock to pop out in front of all those girls.
by Blake Robinson May 27, 2008