Strawberry Milkshakes 

When a guy put a rubberband on each of a lactating mothers breast, then waits till they get ripe and red and slap them viciously until they begin to bleed and lactate. Instantly creating a mix of Mothers Milk and Blood to drink up like a strawberry milkshake.

So I went over Matt's house and his Mom made me some Strawberry Milkshakes. Nice!

Strawberry Milkshakes by Roger_RD_Scott January 16, 2010

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

Strawberry Milkshake

You poke a hole with a sharp pin in the side of the man's penis and block the main urethral hole with tape. Then when you are about to cum, you cum in your partners mouth with the pin hole and out comes a mix of cum and blood.

Man, my dick still hurts after yesterday she had me perform the strawberry milkshake.

Dude that's hilarious.

Strawberry Milkshake by stoplookingkeepreading February 19, 2023

Strawberry milkshake

Strawberry milkshake is a cold drink with strawberry flavour. You can drink it almost anywhere or make it at home: there are instant ones in store. But what if you can't find/buy one?

Put a glass of milk in a pot. Add squished strawberries, they should be like a pasta. Mix well until you have a nice texture (it might take a few minutes, you can add milk if you need to). Put the strawberry milkshake in a fancy glass and done!

Strawberry milkshake by thisishowtomake February 21, 2021

Strawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.

After I ran out of juice, I gave her a knee in the nose and mixed it around using a reverse basket of fruit

Strawberry Milkshake by ben May 13, 2005

Strawberry MilkShake Kink

whats a strawberry milk-shake? When a man cums in a persons mouth and then punches them in the mouth and the blood and cum mix together. When you have a 'Strawberry Milk-Shake kink' you find pleasure in it.

"oh by the way, shyla over there has a strawberry milkshake kink"

"wtf is that?"

"i guess she likes for her boyfriend to cum in her mouth and punch her in the mouth so it makes a 'strawberry milkshake'"

Strawberry MilkShake Kink by williamiscool September 5, 2021

strawberry milkshake

the act of cumming in a girls face and hitting her in the nose

she yelled someone elses name so i gave her a strawberry milkshake in her sleep!

strawberry milkshake by mike e boy September 25, 2005