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strawberry cheescake 

to ejaculat on a girls face then hit her a punch whitch busts her nose or lip
ye, i was shagging this fit blond and to finish her of i strawberry cheescaked her
strawberry cheescake by emo mark January 13, 2008
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Strawberry Cheescake 

A Strawberry Cheesecake is when you go down on a female, and find out not only is she on her period, but she has a yeast infection.
I thought I was in for a rainbow kiss with my GF, but it ended up being a Strawberry Cheescake.

Strawberry Cheesecake 

Right as you blow your load in a chicks mouth you get so excited that you punch her in the face. The bloody spooge is Strawberry Cheesecake.
Man, that head was so good I gave dat bitch some Strawberry Cheesecake.

Strawberry Cheesecake 

The act of cuming in a womans face followed by a hard punch in the nose.
After our hot date I took her home for a strawberry cheesecake
Strawberry Cheesecake by Phish September 1, 2003

strawberry cheesecake 

after being fellated by a female, ejactulate on said females face, then break her nose with a sharp punch to the face. the resulting mess is known as a strawberry cheesecake.
Jill was enjoying sucking on jonny's penis until he strawberry cheesecaked her and got blood on her nice new sofa.
strawberry cheesecake by lobster boy November 15, 2006

strawberry cheesecake brownie

A delectable desert created with three different bodily fluids. First, the woman must be menstruating. After copulation, ejaculate onto (not in) the vagina, then defecate on top of the jism and blood-soaked groin. This is simulatneously mixed and baked when the feces, sperm, and menstrual blood is inserted back into the vagina through another round of intercourse. Allow to sit inside the vaginal cavity for 15-25 minutes. The brownies may extracted with a ferocious menstrual explosion. Let cool for 5 minutes and serve.
Benny and Jo decided on saving time by simultaneously satisfying their mutual sweet tooth as well as their scatological fantasies by baking a half-dozen strawberry cheesecake brownies for all to enjoy.

strawberry_chessecake 

This is where the man cums al over the womens face. He would then punch her in the nose and she would have a nose bleed. The blood and the cum then mix together to make a cheesecak; which if desired can be licked off.
hmm. Well you cant really write an example. i also cant find any strawberry_cheesecake videos on the internet so there you go.

strawberry_chessecake
strawberry_chessecake by pieman21 November 25, 2007
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