Strapping it

Strapping it refers to a male whose penis is so long it cannot fit inside his pants, resulting in him having to strap it around his legs to keep it from dangling to his feet. Typically involves a belt or velcro.

"wow look at tyrone hes definitely strapping it"

Strapping it by Big_Boy99 February 28, 2019

stapling it up 

Actions deriving from living in your grandma's basement for years and playing Quake III/Half Life 2. This activity tends to lead to pedophilia, alcoholism, baldness, unemployment, poverty and a whole range of social ineptitude.

"Dude, Chris got fired from his job driving a van. He's really stapling it up now."

stapling it up by InfInIty13X October 20, 2007

JUST STOPPING IT ALL NOW 

Jesus

Understands

Suffering

Tremendously

Surrender

Trust

Obey
Pray
Praise

I’m

Not

Giving up

I’m

Trying

Always

Love the

Lord

No
Other

Way

I need to remember that I’m JUST STOPPING IT ALL NOW

JUST STOPPING IT ALL NOW by Dr Liannah November 25, 2024

STEPPING ON IT 

When the mere prescence of someone interferes with your productivity it is as if they are stepping on your dick.

My project was nearly complete until my boss came and was stepping on it.

I was about to line up the digits with a hottie until some Randy came and was stepping on it.

STEPPING ON IT by Ginger Josh May 22, 2006

Its like strapping my penis to a tornado! 

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

Its like strapping my penis to a tornado! by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012