Straightway 

Almost the same thing as a gaytway. The difference is that a straightway is someone who is used to help someone else look less gay by being involved in a relationship with them. This person is the opposite sex, or simply not the same sex, as the person being “helped”. The person “helping” is not aware that they are being used.

Person 1: did you see that gay boy Anthony is dating that hot cheerleader?

Person 2: yes, but she’s just his straightway. He’s trying to prove to his cholos that he’s not a homosexual.

Person 1: Oh my gosh you and Jeffry are so cute together! Ima cry at how cute you two are!
Person 2: Tina ;-; I already told you I’m just trying to prove to my parents that I’m not a lesbian. He’s just my straightway.

Straightway by godandanime04 October 24, 2018

hoisting a straightway

(alt., "Lifting a straightway"): Taking a leak (male only).

Person 1: Where'd John go?
Person 2: Oh, he's in the men's room, hoisting a straightway.

hoisting a straightway by Incubus1 January 23, 2007

Portland Straightjacket 

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.

Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket

Portland Straightjacket by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011

Straightback buffs 

Expensive Cartier Frames.... Made from Buffalo Tusks.!!!!

Im bout to snatch that nigga All White Straightback Buffs.!!!
All White Buffies got the hoes Wanna Fuck Me.!!!!
" Im buffed up, Loafed Up"

Straightback buffs by Rack Dropper October 23, 2009

straightdar 

the ability to sense if someone is heterosexual.

Bill- "Dude, my straightdar is tingling over that guy you were talking about."

Chris- "Damn it, man. I was definitely going to go hit on his cute ass."

straightdar by Ladron June 28, 2010

Straightbars 

"Describes something impressive, or otherwise epic. Interchangeable with "cool, awesome, boss, etc."

Guy #1:Omg he beasted on them

Guy #2: That was straightbars

Straightbars by L_Dub August 14, 2012

straightmackin 

Talking and chatting with girls 24/7. Getting numbers like they're going out of style.

"Guess what I did last night?"

"I'm gonna guess you were straightmackin."

straightmackin by Nathan Rohlfs September 15, 2011