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Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

Straightenin

The process of getting straight, getting right.
The act of revenge or to take back what’s been claimed.
"If they get yours you gotta get straightenin' "
Straightenin by Hungrydon139 May 25, 2021

Straightophobe

A gay or lesbian person who acts like ass in order to elicit an negative response from persons they believe to be straight. Then that gay or lesbian person attempts to attribute that negative response to being homophobic instead of attributing it to the fact that they are indeed being an asshole.
I punched you in the throat because you elbowed my girlfriend in the face on the dance floor and not because your gay, you fucking "straightophobe" asshole.
Straightophobe by Robobear April 17, 2014

straightening up the closet 

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.
He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

Straightening pussy 

Verb: When a man has sex with a self-proclaimed lesbian and the lesbian becomes straight.
Gloria thought she was a lesbian until she met Dave. He is a pro at straightening pussy!
Straightening pussy by Alec234 January 23, 2019