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Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

Straightlifepartner 

A platonic life parter; sometimes doubles as a best friend, co-worker, ect...
Two individuals bonded by unicorns and the government at birth; not able to be separated thus, partners for life.
Heterosexual life partner
Addie and Danielle are straightlifepartners, so on average they spend 20 hours a day together.
Straightlifepartner by AddieJ December 19, 2008

straightforward 

This change they requested is pretty straightforward.
straightforward by Orlando Villanueva November 29, 2006

johnny come straightly 

When a previously exclusively homosexual person begins a serious relationship with someone of the opposite sex, often out of the blue.
"She's dating a dude now? She's been full-time homo since she was 12. What kind of johnny come straightly shit is this?"

Straightlord

Not a gaylord, but a straightlord. A man who may have certain stereotypically gay traits, but is not gay.
Look at that man with his girfriend. He looks so gay. What a straightlord.

straightalator 

a flat escalator (usually found in airports)
I take the straightalator so I don't have to walk as far in the airport.

I would have missed my flight is it wasn't for the straightalator.
straightalator by mkate28 November 15, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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