Someone you can be yourself around, and let out any emotions you consider to be crazy. Someone who loves you for the real you, even the problems you have.
After all this time, I never thought we would become straight jacket friends. I love you for being the beautiful person you are.
He would wait for hours, just hoping that someone deranged would emerge from the darkened asylum so he could snap a pic and add it to his straight jacket porn collection.
When you know your chick has to poop so you wrap her up so tight with the sheets that she can't move her arms and then butt fuck her while she's pooping
I saw my girl crowning and I was feeling horny so I grabbed her and gave her the old prairie dog straight jacket.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.