Straight-jacked

Jacking someone's goods while in direct contact with them.

Victim:"Yo man you guys seen my chronic?"
You:"Yeah... I Straight-jacked it... Blazay Blazay!!"

by John Thomas & Shane Taylor February 11, 2005

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Fit For a Straight Jacket

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straight jacket.

by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009

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Straight Jacket Friend

Someone you can be yourself around, and let out any emotions you consider to be crazy. Someone who loves you for the real you, even the problems you have.

After all this time, I never thought we would become straight jacket friends. I love you for being the beautiful person you are.

by coldgasmask408 January 16, 2011

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straight jacket porn

Anything crazy or twisted that ignites or fuels a person’s sexual interest.

He would wait for hours, just hoping that someone deranged would emerge from the darkened asylum so he could snap a pic and add it to his straight jacket porn collection.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

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Prairie dog straight jacket

When you know your chick has to poop so you wrap her up so tight with the sheets that she can't move her arms and then butt fuck her while she's pooping

I saw my girl crowning and I was feeling horny so I grabbed her and gave her the old prairie dog straight jacket.

by 420twerm December 27, 2021

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When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.

Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.

The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!

by rebmacandcheese January 17, 2013

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