Straight Hop

Mario One Jump Terminology 1.a.1

A straight hop is when you skim flying/hopping koopa troopa's face just touching his head with your foot and are propelled high into the air.

Synonyms: Roll-House, Face-Roll, Straight-Up, Launch-Hop.

1. You can achieve great jump distance with a well executed Straight Hop.

2. Woah sick Straight Hop, you sir have mad Mario 1 skills!

Straight Hop by Horks October 23, 2008

Straight up hip hop 

A cool compliment that can be used in any situation.

My mum got me floor seats to the Harlem Globetrotters!!

Holy shit ... that's straight up hip hop.

Straight up hip hop by Upyerkilt333 January 12, 2022

Straightophobe

A gay or lesbian person who acts like ass in order to elicit an negative response from persons they believe to be straight. Then that gay or lesbian person attempts to attribute that negative response to being homophobic instead of attributing it to the fact that they are indeed being an asshole.

I punched you in the throat because you elbowed my girlfriend in the face on the dance floor and not because your gay, you fucking "straightophobe" asshole.

Straightophobe by Robobear April 17, 2014

straightophobic 

Straightophobic is a personality disorder, or adjective describing a person with this personality disorder, or describing one who is a Straightophobe, where people of a sexual orientation other than "straight" behave poorly towards straight persons (usually of the masculine gender) in order to elicit negative responses from those straight individuals and then attempt to attribute that negative response to being homophobic or being a homophobe, when in reality the straight person is expressing a negative response due to the nature of that is a straightophobe or is straighophobic and is displaying that negative behaviour.

Your straightophobic if you think that kicked your ass because you are gay/lesbian/transgender, you know I kicked your ass because you needed an ass kicking for being a straighophobe and trying to may be look intolerant of other lifestyles and personal life choices and sexual orientations. Shame on you sir.

straightophobic by therealcowboybob November 23, 2017

straightophobic 

when a homo hates a straight person

When a homo hates a straight person " Ugh ur so straightophobic" " Ugh i Hate straight people"

straightophobic by jungkookswhore April 16, 2020