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A girl that will brighten up your day. She's beautiful, kind, and funny. You can talk her about sports. She's chill. The perfect girl.
-Bro that girl!!!
~Storey! I know!
Storey by M.L.J October 19, 2016
Words you can keep
Quite possibly the coolest type of person on earth. Generally tends to be, "the man"
-"That kid is so cool"
-"Yeah, he's such a storey"
storey by Shangfest November 9, 2006
A ladyboy who tricks drunken straight men into sex
I was tricked by a storey after a night in the station, not cool!
Storey by Chlostozza March 5, 2019
An unlikeable prick. Totally deluded that sees the world especially his own sporting abilities in a different way to everyone else. Also useless at fifa.
That bloke is such a Storey.
Storey by anonymous September 11, 2021

Storey Style 

White glove service to the middle of the road. Storey Style is enjoying the finer things in life in common surroundings. When confronted with pedestrian options, Storey Style seeks a first class or top shelf alternative no one realized was available.
Rather than settling for a cab, the Storey Style gentleman hails a stretch limousine.

No matter where you dine, when Storey Styling, order a seafood tower whether it's on the menu or not.
Storey Style by harshbargler August 26, 2013

Storey Time 

The act of pulling the girls armpit hairs (both pits) while fucking
Storey Time by Deeznuts66696 October 21, 2023

harry storey 

Harry Storey. This is where a dirty story comes up in the middle of a bonding session inside of a toilet. This can bring friends closer and form a session including soggy biscuit or many different 69 seesions.
Max said to Lewis you up for a Harry Storey
harry storey by cherriossss October 19, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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