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A real man's man. This guy likes to build brick walls and knock em' down again with a swift head but, without spilling his beer. The most cool, sweet talking sob to walk this earth.
Guy one "Aw man did you hear about that guy who punched Chuck Norris ?"

Guy two "Yeah that was soo stonty of him!"
Stonty by Balls4Us January 31, 2010
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Stoney Vibes 

are the emotional signals of being kinda STONED a person gives out to those around them with their body language and social interactions. 🔥 STONEY VIBES MAN 💨✌️
🔥 Dr.Dre The Chronic and The Chronic 2001 have a Stoney Vibes feel to it!
🔥 I love the Stoney Vibes feel when I walk into a dispensary.
Stoney Vibes by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019
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Stoney Vibes Man 

A saying meaning that I’m kinda STONED at the moment and want to pass the MELLOW STONEY VIBES on man..✌️
🔥 Stoney Vibes Man🔥
As you pass a JOINT BONG PIPE VAPE PEN whatever else your using to consume your CANNABIS you say Stoney Vibes Man!

(After a good smoking sesh)
I’m gonna head out! Stoney Vibes Man!

(Running into another stoner)
What’s up? Stoney Vibes Man!

(Post on social media anything STONER related)
🔥 Stoney Vibes Man 🔥
Stoney Vibes Man by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019

Stoney Love

it’s an experience and expression while being kinda STONED from consuming
CANNABIS that everyone can understand, regardless of who they are, what language they speak or where they live in the universe man..
🔥Stoney LOVE Man💨
🔥 After toking a couple bowls I felt like spreading positive STONEY LOVE Peace Man.
🔥 Stoney Love and Dank Vibes
Stoney Love by ClassicRonnie June 13, 2019

Stoney Jones 

Hitting a spectacular golf shot from a considerable distance away. A combination of knocking one "stone dead". And paying tribute to legendary golfer Bobby Jones.
When John hit that 3 iron in from 210 yards out for double eagle, we all yelled," Stoney Jones!". And drank a shot.
Stoney Jones by jdub31979 January 11, 2012
A state of mind which occurs after consuming enough CANNABIS to be kinda STONED feeling MELLOW and LAID-BACK 🔥💨
🔥 After taking a couple of hits of that joint I was starting to feel STONEY
🔥 Toked a small bowl and now I'm feeling STONEY
Stoney by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019

stoney creek high school

Located in the rich town of Rochester, Michigan, where all the kids get a brand new Ford Escape on their 15th birthdays. The schools name describes the kids in it: "Stoner Creek". Most students go to basement parties where they get wasted and usually receive MIP's in their free time. some common sayings: "this is legendary", "ferda", "turn up", and "turn down for what". Breeds from the boring hell of a middle school, labeled "Hart Middle School", where teachers get suspended for sexual harassment at least twice a month. Stoney is known for it's security guards sending nudes to sophomores & proposing to students. Girls at Stoney Creek wear massive amounts of make up; bronzer in particular.
"Breaking News: Security Guard accused of sending inappropriate texts/photos to student at Stoney Creek High School, tonight at 6."

"Did you hear about that Stoney Creek party? Apparently like 5 kids got mipped."
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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