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Sober-Stoned 

The feeling of being high while completely sober.
"Dude, have you ever thought of how... like the government can track you... and, like, follow you..." "did you just blaze?" "no, bro, I guess I'm sober-stoned!
Sober-Stoned by I'm not high!!! November 5, 2010

sober as a stone

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!
sober as a stone by stoneluver January 19, 2021

stoner at sobeys 

a couple of stoners who have the munchies so head to sobeys......usually have no intent of buying anything......usually shoving beef jerkey in there pants and walking out or get a box of hot potato wedges (dont have to pay until you get to the front) and simply walk out
cashier#1: shit here comes some kids coming in the store at 3 in the morning
cashier#2:man i wish this wasnt a 24 hour huge ass grocery store
cashier#3: there just more stoner at sobeys