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Sober-Stoned 

The feeling of being high while completely sober.
"Dude, have you ever thought of how... like the government can track you... and, like, follow you..." "did you just blaze?" "no, bro, I guess I'm sober-stoned!
Sober-Stoned by I'm not high!!! November 5, 2010

sober as a stone

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!
sober as a stone by stoneluver January 19, 2021

stoner at sobeys 

a couple of stoners who have the munchies so head to sobeys......usually have no intent of buying anything......usually shoving beef jerkey in there pants and walking out or get a box of hot potato wedges (dont have to pay until you get to the front) and simply walk out
cashier#1: shit here comes some kids coming in the store at 3 in the morning
cashier#2:man i wish this wasnt a 24 hour huge ass grocery store
cashier#3: there just more stoner at sobeys
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026