A Ferullo Stomach ache is when you’re enjoying a nice summer
day at ferullo you’ve been there for
5 hours you’ve already drank three
ice waters from Dunkin Donuts and it’s almost time to go home. All of a sudden your stomach starts to curddle and you can no longer stand up straight. You feel extraordinary pain in your abdomen area and you no longer can
walk. You still have to
bike home and you feel that with every step the poop is getting closer and closer to coming out. You are being tortured by time by trying to get home
fast enough to let out this
demon that is causing havoc in your lower intestine. Once you get home you sit on the
toilet for 1 hour or more. Contemplating life. You feel sweaty so you take your shirt off then you get goose bumps and start to freeze so you put your shirt back on. You try to go on your phone to distract yourself from the immense amount of pain your stomach is in, but the pain is to great that you throw your phone down on the bathmat because nothing will help. As some points during the stomach ache you remember times of when you didn’t have this stomach ache. You start to appreciate the times of painless fun with your buds shooting hoops at ferullo. And you realize it was all the
water that caused this. And you swear to
never do it again. But you end up doing it the next
day.