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The act of organising lunch but then not turning up to leave for that lunch in conjunction with being completely un-contactable.
We have been Stoelied; He was meant to be here 30 minutes ago for lunch but I've got no idea where he is and his phone is sitting right here.
Stoeli by mattycas January 30, 2014
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stooligram

when u drop a nice stool take a picture of it and text it to someone
i just dropped a massive stool and sent a stooligram to richie
stooligram by stoolivan August 12, 2017
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stelio kontos

A bad ass who will beat you like he's using the fists of god. Also works at Kinkos
"Why do you care how I get those oranges up the stairs? I can pay someone to bring them up for me. Just like I'm paying stelio kontos to kick your ass."

Stolipop 

An ice cold shot of Stolichnaya vodka taken before:

1- Making a speech
2- Dating a new girl
3- Doing something outrageous

or, as a restorative the morning after any of the above.

Dosage may vary according to need.

Cultural reference: "On the goo-ood ship, Stolipop!"
"This'll take a Stolipop or two!"
Stolipop by Sloane Ranger September 16, 2011

STDelicious 

1. Someone so sexually appealing that you'd risk a nasty infection just for a piece.

2. Someone so sexually appealing that they have probably been tapped countless times and filled with all sorts of painful infections.
Joe: That chick is STDelicious.

Mary: I wouldn't say no.
STDelicious by nudgewink February 20, 2008
Stelina, is an italian name which means little star . It becames famous on 18th cenetry. If you meet a girl with this name , make sure to keep on touch . She is very friendly and kind .Stelina can be very confused , but at the same time very cute . Might sound crazy sometimes, but you should trust her , she is very inutitive . She can be shy around people , but if you talk te her you will understand that she's full of stars and colors . Don't mind her sometimes , she can switch moods very often
-"I met Stelina last night , i think she is a little bit weird, but cute .."
-" yea, i've noticed that"
Stelina by jake forreal July 15, 2019

Stoolinger 

A tool used to move stacks of milk crates in an orderly fashion to prevent stacks from falling in the grocery industry.
The dairy manager used the Stoolinger to move the heavy crates into the milk box with ease.
Stoolinger by King Frozen May 27, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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